n 5 in idea barrages

I hope your significant other says your name the same way Youtube Preppers say “kit” and “system”.

“It appears that Victor’s flesh golem is a mute.” “That,” Van Helsing replied, “goes without saying.”

Self-confidence is a trap. Belief in yourself simply because you’re you inevitably ends with confident failure at one of your blind-spots. Have confidence in what you’ve seen, what you’ve done, what you’ve learned, who you’ve learned from, but never you. You are just a vessel.

Why call it a “hi-top fade” when you can call it “cubic hair”?

How close are we to a gritty reboot of Mr. Belvedere called LYNN BELVEDERE?

I could also write a mean Built to Spill parody of “Aisle 13” about Hogan’s Heroes called “Stalag 13” but, again, it was never a radio hit and I’m probably also one of the few people under 65 who remembers enough about that show to make the jokes.

Don’t dress up as a yogurt cup for Halloween, that’s a culture not a costume.

Don’t invest in paint thinner factories. They’re usually in solvent.