o 28 in idea barrages

Difficult to not look back on my life as an almost endless string of amazing opportunities I botched through indecision or fear of hurting others to get what I want. But every new day’s a new chance to finally get something right & I thank whatever God there is for that chance.

You will sample “In The Air Tonight” in your hip-hop song under the pseudonym “Ill Collins”.

The current song I’m singing to the dog: “A potato and a a pillow made a baby/and they called it The Ollie-Bear”.

Toto’s “Rosanna” mashed up with the Jesus Christ Superstar’s “Hosanna”.

In the end, every awfulness, every sin, it all comes down to selfishness. Simple selfishness. Sometimes you have to work your way around to get there but it’s always just people being selfish.

Why say “cooking heroin” when you can say “having a horsewarming party”?

When you find a piece of clothing that still smells like an ex, that’s just Old Bae seasoning.

“my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / he lifts them with his giant arms / a milkshake with big giant arms / don’t fight it / you’ll only get harmed”