o 24 in idea barrages

You know, we could start a whole new Kenny Rogers themed coffee chain, in the ashes of his chicken chain, and still use the name “Kenny Rogers Roasters”. It would still work perfectly.

If you ever want to bring down Little Caesar’s, you need to start a pizza chain called Big Marc’s.

I hope that in the BBC version of “Alice”, their version of Flo was all like “WELL, BUTTER ME CRUMPETS!” That’s a catchphrase that needed to at least be attempted.

The Primus song “My Name is Mud” but about Star Trek comedy antagonist Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

It’s a shame that Kris Kross only cashed in with Sprite, because Kris Kross Applesauce probably would’a been a big seller.

You are hired to do skin care for a Frankenstein’s monster. You know that you should avoid the “combination skin” joke but you don’t know how. It’s right there. It’s beautiful, it’s… perfect.

I’m not saying I know WHY it is true that if Rivers Cuomo had permanently retired from music after “Pinkerton”, the rise of Donald Trump would’ve been averted, I’m just saying I know it to be true. Something something butterfly effect something something.

A Halloween parody of “Higher Ground” built around the line “Creatures… keep on creechin’…”