o 24 in idea barrages
- Oct. 23, 2022, 7:12 p.m.
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You know, we could start a whole new Kenny Rogers themed coffee chain, in the ashes of his chicken chain, and still use the name “Kenny Rogers Roasters”. It would still work perfectly.
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If you ever want to bring down Little Caesar’s, you need to start a pizza chain called Big Marc’s.
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I hope that in the BBC version of “Alice”, their version of Flo was all like “WELL, BUTTER ME CRUMPETS!” That’s a catchphrase that needed to at least be attempted.
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The Primus song “My Name is Mud” but about Star Trek comedy antagonist Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
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It’s a shame that Kris Kross only cashed in with Sprite, because Kris Kross Applesauce probably would’a been a big seller.
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You are hired to do skin care for a Frankenstein’s monster. You know that you should avoid the “combination skin” joke but you don’t know how. It’s right there. It’s beautiful, it’s… perfect.
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I’m not saying I know WHY it is true that if Rivers Cuomo had permanently retired from music after “Pinkerton”, the rise of Donald Trump would’ve been averted, I’m just saying I know it to be true. Something something butterfly effect something something.
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A Halloween parody of “Higher Ground” built around the line “Creatures… keep on creechin’…”
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