o 18 in idea barrages

A discount electronics store called Circuits Peanuts.

Gluten God: The Demon Baker Of Wheat Street.

Funko Pops are just plastic NFTs.

Vampire fashion is static, unchanging, neither newfangled nor oldfangled, merely fangled full-stop.

Next year, tourists will drive through the Adirondacks and Catskills, going from pot shop to pot shop, watching the buds turn from green to purple and back. It will be called “Reef Peeping”.

When donning your Anonymous masks, remember, Guy Fawkes was no freedom fighter. He died trying to be ruled absolutely by a corrupt Pope instead of a corrupt King. 6 of 1, half dozen, etc. Always examine your motives and outcomes. Don’t slit your own throat in your zeal to slice.

“If” “And” “But”. It’s all just small talk.

Steven Seagal looks like a Frankenstein’s Monster made out of pieces of decade-long-dead gym teachers at this point.