o 14 in idea barrages

If you really cared about music, you wouldn’t be complaning about Lizzo’s flute, you would be helping me find and destroy the six cursed puka shell necklaces that bind the demon Dave Matthews to the Earth Plane.

In the Spider-Verse, on the world where Spider-Man is Billy “Spider UK” Braddock, is his protege named Kilometres Morales?

If you’re a world-champion curling player, it’s probably really hard to get out of cleaning the floors when you’re not out on competition.

An adolescent variant dark elf monk whose catchphrase is “Drowabunga, dudes!”

Square dancing is a real do-si-don’t.

Sitcom reruns are so often just banal-retentive.

The optimal name for a hobbit would, of course, be “Toefur Grace”.

If you think about it, Holland would’ve just been one of his arms and maybe part of his head and the movie would’ve actually been called “Mister The Netherlands’ Opus”.