o 10 in idea barrages

I despise when news stories about disasters are like “500,000 Customers Without Power”. They’re not customers. We are not customers. We’re people. Those are people without power. In this case, Americans without power. We are not and should not be defined as transactions.

A British conspiracy theory about the line to see the Queen’s casket called Queue Anon.

How long does a location scout or director live in Southern California before they forget that sprawling open-air high school campuses are not a reality in the Northeast and Upper Midwest? Three days? Four?

Dewey’s Law: The longer they’re at the copier, the better chance they’re copying religious tracts.

Basically, we can now rent James Earl Jones’ voice and Bruce Willis’ face to CGI up a Darth McClaine movie, just to put a box on how broken our system of intellectual property has become. Maybe he can dance with Jerry the Mouse in a vacuum cleaner ad!

We’re all gonna just call “One D&D” “D&D 5.5” no matter what the owners of the intellectual property tell us to call it, right? We’re all agreed on this? I mean, if they pay you cash money to say the thing, go for it but… otherwise.

A youtube channel devoted entirely to the art of soup making called “Stock Footage”.

The grass is always greener where the neighborhood dogs all take their shits.