6.20 in idea barrages

1.) Ah, for the life traveling from town to town, selling self-expression for a week or two and then moving on. The life of an art carney.

2.) A porno version of "Hitchhiker's Guide" would have to be called "Moistly Harmless" yeah?

3.) Today is the last day of some phase of your life.

4.) What's tiny, green and plays terrible bubblegum pop-punk? Link-182.

5.) Sure all who wander are not lost. But, yeah, let's face it, most of us are. There's just exceptions that prove the rule, is all.

6.) Every story is a meta-story. Every single one. Only question is if you have the eyes to see it or the guts to admit it.

7.) A Chinese restaurant focusing specifically at Trekkies called "Make It Tso". Order the Number One!

8.) To better prepare your children for disappointment in life, raise them as a Mets Bills and Syracuse fan. WORKED FOR ME.