aug 30 in idea barrages

If you think about it, every school backpack is a textbook case.

They’ll need a fully-licensed rain dancer, weather permitting.

A head canon where Charlie Brown grows up to write under the pen name “Charles Bukowski”, his hedonism produced from his joyless childhood, his sexism created by Lucy and that damn football.

A fashion style that evokes obedience school called “bark academia”.

If the stock market was actually about investing long term in businesses that do stuff and make things, it wouldn’t be a half bad idea. As a casino run by the yacht class where the house always wins, as it has become, I gotta say, I hate it.

I don’t understand the opposition to student loan cancellation on the grounds of “but I paid!” I can’t imagine the kind of narcissism & cruelty involved in seeing someone suffering & there’s a way to spare them but since you weren’t spared, you want them to suffer. It’s madness.

A team-up between The Blob, Dracula and the Phantom of the Opera called “The Goo, The Bad And The Ugly”.

A mystery involving a bartender detective called “Muddler Most Foul”.