aug 22 in idea barrages

Never been an easier place to kill someone than 2022 America. That’s a feature, not a bug. Long as we believe we can shoot out our problems instead of compromising & working together, greedy bastards will stay in power. Lets make it harder to kill each other. Lets do it together.

Hand models are the height of digital marketing.

A polka is just Pole dancing.

Pac-Man Fever was actually one of the milder early video game diseases. You sure wouldn’t wanna get the sexually transmitted early video game disease Centipedes.

John Cena and Michael Cera’s celebrity couple portmanteau is Cerna.

Little Miss Muffet. Sat on a tuffet. Eating cottage cheese today. Along came a raptor. Who’d escaped its captor. And said “Nature, ah, ah, finds a whey.”

It would be nice to know when it’s the last Mega Man game ever ahead of time, so they can call it Omega Man.

You know, if I had billions of dollars, I wouldn’t spend them trying to kill public transportation like that Musk jackass, I would re-make GREASE entirely with geese.Whimsical harmless drivel from me, man. Wealth is wasted on the wealthy, I say.