aug 26 in idea barrages

The art of designing fast food to feel good in your hands is burgonomics.

I definitely like to pretend that HP Lovecraft’s full name was Hit Points Lovecraft.

The types of scrolls that are rolled up on two sides, not unto one singular tube, look like owl eyes and I don’t think enough has been done with this.

You are to entitle your Abraham Lincoln slash fan-fiction “Kissing Booth”.

White Chocolate presumes the existence of Brown Vanilla and I think if you slammed them together, they would annihilate to fuel a starship with delicious delicious warp speed power.

A head canon where the meeting of the Harper Valley PTA was interrupted by the news of Billie Joe McAllister jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge because, let’s face it, they’re the same song.

Critique that undermines the very notion of critique is, of course, deconstructive criticism.

Carpe Digem. Seize the Honey Smacks.