aug 24 in idea barrages

When your cleric focuses on healing, that’s the Life Domain. When your cleric focuses on weather, that’s the Tempest Domain. When your cleric focuses on punishing the corporate abuse of copyright law, that’s the Public Domain.

Potential book title: “Paradise Misplaced”.

If you need to see all the words that the conspiracy is hiding from you online, just use FnordVPN.

Do you think there are people who are, like, intelligent design in the Pokemon world? Like they actively deny Pokemon evolution? They’re like “nah, man, they just hid that Raichu and put him in that Pikachu’s place during that flash of light to mock God”?

If someone confesses their fear of luggage to you, just be all like “that’s a lot to unpack there”.

The two worst teams in college football should have to play, every January, in the Panera Bread Bowl.

If you think about it, 98.6 Fahrenheit is womb temperature.

Everything is context, you know? “I can fix him” is a tragedy if someone is talking about that meth-head-who-rolled-around-in-wet-newspaper-lookin’ Pete Davidson but if a veterinarian says it about your new shelter rescue, that’s just good public policy.