aug 20 in idea barrages

You know what’d be even worse than Boston Market? BARSTOW MARKET.

Let’s ruin Taco Bell by spreading the idea that “Baja Blast” is a term for a sex act that can only occur on Spring Break.

Be the cryptid you want to see in the world.

People freaking out that Cracker Barrel has a vegan option now, that’s just seitanic panic.

A supernatural comedy of errors where fairies and hags both move to replace the same baby and it ends up like some kind of ridiculous magical version of TWINS.

I mean, yes, I am mentally syncing up the chorus of King Crimson’s “Thela Hun Ginjeet” to the rhythm of the Woody Woodpecker theme song. That’s what I’m doing right now. That’s just how my brain functions at night.

Liminal spaces? Baby, this whole life is a liminal space. You’re soaking in it.

Your smilage may vary.