aug 2 in idea barrages

It’s fun to pretend that you think Bjork didn’t actually exist. “Oh yeah, she was like Jim Henson’s greatest achievement, you could almost because she was a real person.” The longer you stick to the game, the more fun it becomes!

Why was YOU GOT SERVED about, like, dancing instead of process servers?

A terrible youtube channel about filming boardwalk themeparks called PIER REVIEWED.

I think if I go to the rodeo in Broadalbin this summer, I will make a shirt that says “This is literally my first rodeo” and wear it there. I think all my friends will probably go in, like, actual literal cowboy/cowgirl gear but me, I am poisoned by 90s irony and I own that.

No, the WEIRDEST Paul Simon parody would be “50 Ways To Train Your Dragon”.

An Encanto parody about Super Mario Brothers 2, “We Don’t Talk About Birdo”.

Gamers don’t get “erectile dysfunction”. They just get soft-locked!

What is a sheet of paper if not a Groot roll-up?