I know, quit dawdling and get my little white butt to the gym. in The Napkin.

Ya know. I think I know what pisses off the right. Let us suppose that Hillary is some massive crime lord. I don’t actually buy that, but let us just suppose.

All her crime and evil, and they got nothing on her.

C’mon, an eleven hour hearing?

With zero Brett “I like beer” moments, or the kind of tired complaining stale cheeto does.

Am I a fan of the FBI? Of course not. But also for the FBI to have a warrant for stale cheeto’s residence in Florida just isn’t a surprise. Double impeached former president gets searched just isn’t a surprise, and shouldn’t be to anyone.

It’s like this massive cognitive dissonance. The more corrupt and evil stale cheeto is, the more their brains break. If anyone has had their “god damn, what were we thinking” moment, they’re surely not being loud about it.

Because if Hillary is some sort of organized crime lord, she’s good. Stale cheeto’s crimes aren’t organized at all.

Okay, stole that punch line from Colbert. (Skip to 6:21)

Last updated August 12, 2022