july 23 in idea barrages

OSMOSIS JONES except the germs keep killing Bill Murray and resurrecting him over and over again to win a bet with the devil and it’s called OSMOSIS JOB.

And then, sometimes, you just wanna write a parody of the Cursive song “Sierra” about how La Tijera was the sneaky best exit off the 405 to go to LAX, even though it wasn’t the closest as the crow flies.

Look, I’m not a BIG pineapple on pizza guy? It’s not my thing. But there are people who think you’re supposed to put tiny salted oiled cured fish that smell like death itself died on there and… pineapple is so much better an idea than that.

A baked-potato centred restaurant called JACKET REQUIRED.

The more sheltered from dissent an artist becomes, the further they stray from the grounding that made their art compelling. George’s Law.

Profiteering is unpatriotic.

Lizzie Borden did not invent, but certainly popularized, the life hack.

The five main narrative conflicts: man versus man, man versus nature, man versus self, man versus good and ballistic: ecks versus severs.