july 15 in idea barrages
- July 14, 2022, 7:04 p.m.
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Why call them “bridesmaids” when you can say “insane gown posse”?
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A Smashing Pumpkins candy tie-in called Reese’s Pieces Iscariot.
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I just think Eminem should sell a knife called “Mom’s Machete” is all.
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The BEST name for a metal band, though, is “Axe of God”. Especially if they’re all lawyers in their day jobs.
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For years, they’d been rival mathematicians but they finally set aside their differences.
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Here’s another mash-up idea that’s horrible but horribly works: Andrew WK Bird.
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If you can tell how many people someone killed by their tattoos, you’re counting on their stabicus.
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I don’t eat most seafood but if I did and I was ever displeased with the size or amount of the shrimp, I would DEFINITELY retort “More like shrimp SKIMPY, AMIRIGHT?”
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