june 27 in idea barrages

You know what’s interesting? Truncating fast food slogans. Burger King: HAVE IT. Subway: EAT. McDonalds: FOOD. Taco Bell: YO.

Accountants are offended when you call them your “tally ho”. Even old timey British ones!

A languid minor key cover of “Spoonful of Sugar” could probably work really well as an ironic lament about heroin. Elliott Smith would’ve punished at this task.

Yes, people with foot fetishes are creepy but youtube has taught us truly that people with ear fetishes are even more unnerving.

Before volcanic sacrifice, the person being offered up would experience weeks of feasts parades and festivals in their honour, thanking them for their contribution to the next fruitful harvest. These were the first celebrity roasts.

LEGO was invented by a Scandinavian dentist to drum up his cracked-tooth repair business.

“Gif” is short for “Gifforey”.

You could easily pitch the film ARTHUR as “Batman without the dead parents”.