june 29 in idea barrages

An NES video game based on the early ’60s sitcom “I’m Dickens, He’s Fenster” called “FENSTER’S QUEST”. (Bonus points, it would also be based on a John Astin starring television show!)

Spider-Man is a Queens boy and a Mets fan, his burger of choice would be Shake Shack and I stand by this claim.

I had never heard of the term for small lobsters as “Chicken Lobsters” before this very day on a Mets game and, I have to say, I cannot imagine a more visceral reaction of pure hate than the reflex I had at that very moment.

More truncated fast food slogans - WENDY’S: WHERE’S THE BEE

I just hope the next movie about high school social circles is called CLIQUE BAIT.

There’s nothing more emblematic of everything wrong with the human race than the gun. The ability to end a life at the press of a button, in a split-second, with no way to take it back, like a coward, a monster. Were I prosecuting against humanity, the gun would be Exhibit A.

To paraphrase a popular cartoon, motorcycling, that’s just suicide with extra steps.

A service that matches women to sperm banks selling the seed of famous baseball players called “Hey Batter Batter”.