You'd look cuter if you smiled. in The Napkin.

I frequent fitness circles and naturally I see progress pics from guys. And I am so tempted to troll by saying that line. Because some guys would look better if they smiled more.

(Meanwhile any chick with a Resting Bitch Face™ makes me go “Okay, you can beat the shit out of me, ma’am”. Ha ha.)

But yeah. I doubt guys would get the joke. And despite how I shoot my mouth off here, I’ve actually decreased how much I shoot my mouth off in general. I gotta write down the things-you-don’t-say-out-loud somewhere.

As an aside, Resting Gym Face™ is kind of the same thing (as RBF™, and you can kind of tell the difference between the guys/gals who are just zoned into their workout and not giving a shit about the outside world, versus the people there for social hour.

At least, I think I look like shite when I look in the mirror. ; ) Frizzy hair, red face, awkward sweat marks. Yup. Still shocked when guys occasionally come up to me and compliment me. I can only fathom it’s even more confusing for the chick with Resting Gym Face™.

(And to be clear, no, I don’t tell guys to smile more, and no no no, I never ever tell girls to smile more.)