june 15 in idea barrages
- June 15, 2022, 11:47 a.m.
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The wonderful thing about writing in flash is the way it forces you to write the exact opposite of Dickens. We aren’t being paid a penny a word so we must describe every curtain and cloud to eat. Every word is dear. No frippery. Get your point across and leave.
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Wizarding Garfield hates mundanes.
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A cult of Rue Maclanafans called The Blanche Davidians.
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The worst drink of all time would involve Malort and Ole Style and be called the “Sweet Home Chicago” incredibly ironically.
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All year long, Santa searches for his next Christmas tree and the pines he’s considering, he puts on his knotty list.
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Are ballooning enthusiasts called Goodyear Simps?
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Slash fiction about Santa’s college years entitled “Big Man On Krampus”.
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NFTs are just POGs for PUAs and MRAs.
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