6.10 in idea barrages

1.) Learn the difference between an instinctively correct decision to act fast and an engrained impatience masquerading as instinct.

2.) Step One: buy a run of business cards that just read "(name), Adventurer". Step Two: live a life that makes them true.

3.) "The One-Percent" is far too polite a term at this point. Can't we just call them "classholes"?

4.) A future with a history so garbled they believe our greatest challenge was redneck identification & Jeff Foxworthy was as unto a wizard.

5.) One day, we will wake up and find James Franco has reshot an entire random episode of Babylon 5 with himself in every role.

6.) It took me decades before I realized the line wasn't "long after the threat of living is gone" in that stupid John Cougar Mallowmar song.

7.) Amateur/international sport has become the most corrupt thing on Earth as the "purity" of unpaid play bleeds dirty money all around. Irony!

8.) Were I to ever go to a rodeo, I would spend half the time saying "well this IS my first rodeo!" to people. Good thing I'll never do that.