june 15 in idea barrages

The wonderful thing about writing in flash is the way it forces you to write the exact opposite of Dickens. We aren’t being paid a penny a word so we must describe every curtain and cloud to eat. Every word is dear. No frippery. Get your point across and leave.

Wizarding Garfield hates mundanes.

A cult of Rue Maclanafans called The Blanche Davidians.

The worst drink of all time would involve Malort and Ole Style and be called the “Sweet Home Chicago” incredibly ironically.

All year long, Santa searches for his next Christmas tree and the pines he’s considering, he puts on his knotty list.

Are ballooning enthusiasts called Goodyear Simps?

Slash fiction about Santa’s college years entitled “Big Man On Krampus”.

NFTs are just POGs for PUAs and MRAs.