june 13 in idea barrages

They could’a called DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR or PINEAPPLE EXPRESS or HAROLD AND KUMAR or any of those flicks “BROMANCING THE STONED” but, again, they haven’t put me in charge of naming everything yet and, yet again, it is the world’s loss.

The optimal name for a hamster is, of course, Hairy Bean Stanton.

If you think about it, for the period between Shmi’s death and Padme’s death, he was neither Anakin Skywalker nor Darth Vader. For that span, he was Little Orphan Annie.

Soy-based snack crackers called “Wil Wheathins”.

Ironically, the dominant species of the Vega system are strictly carnivores.

Act confidently, yeah, but plan scared.

Fanboys are just platonic fuckboys.

A crack team of undercover labor-law investigators look to bring down an exploitative casino for its crimes in OSHA’S ELEVEN.