june 11 in idea barrages

The Punisher crossed over with Eminem, the Punisher crossed over with Archie but Marvel still hasn’t given us “Judge Judy & Executioner” and they know it’s wrong, they’re just afraid of the pun power.

Mario rapping I DID IT ALL FOR TANOOKI

A cyborg mail-carrier. A post-human postman.

At a Dune pizza shop, the hot peppers pizza would be called The Gom Jabbar.

Your Big Lebowski themed D&D campaign will be called BOWL FOR INITIATIVE.

Why call it “testicular cancer exam” when you could call it a “privates screening”?

A hook-up app for TTRPG players called “RANDOM ENCOUNTERS”.

I am so sick of trailers for sequels / soft reboots with the slow soft re-orchestration of the old good film’s iconic theme. It’s a worse cliche in nostalgia cash-ins at this point than the creepy little girl singing an off-key nursery song in the horror trailer, at this point.