may 26 in idea barrages

A really interesting fast food tie-in would be a promotion called “Terence Trent D’Arbys”.

If Natalie Portman and Topher Grace hooked up, their celebrity couple portmanteau would be Portmantopher.

You could probably sell instant grits for thirty bucks a bowl to crypto-trading fedora bros if you just called it “Elon Mush”.

Today, convince someone that in the Buffalo area, women refer to being turned on as “having their beef on weck”.

A version of Ludacris’ “Saturday” about Cleopatra built around the line “system on blast, cops just passed, just seen a big ol’ asp”.

If you want a super cozy castle, you wanna build that thing outta Tempurpedic Buttresses.

If you make a batch of hot toddies in a crock pot, brother, you done made yourself some crocktails.

Every sitcom should have ending two years sooner, just like every baseball player should have retired two years sooner, just like every wrestler and rock singer should have actually retired with their third retirement not their seventh.