may 10 in idea barrages

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! updated for the modern era: Ripley’s Don’t Need Your Validation!

You know what would be a really weird video game that you could never get the IP rights to make? HULKAMANIAC MANSION.

Before Imodium AD, there was only Imodium BC.

You can read by the light of an oncoming train, in the moment, that’s great, but better you get the hell outta the way.

Beer-batter breakfast. Belchin’ waffles.

What is a box of french fries if not a potater cuff?

Santa won’t deliver to under that tree, it’s on the knotty list.

A properly fitting bra is the breast case scenario.