may 12 in idea barrages

CHARLIE DON’T SMURF.

How was there not a mid 90s Ren and Stimpy rip-off on the off-hours of Cartoon Network called SOUR CREAM AND BUNION? It just FEELS like there would’ve been one.

The only way to defeat Toby Keith is with his equal-opposite, the kind-hearted open-minded werewolf Coby Teeth.

Motorcycles? Horses? Muscle cars? I want Ghost Rider to be a big-rig truck driver. I want him to project his penance stare via CB radio. I want a convoy… of vengeance.

The way to get Mr. Ed to reveal he can talk to someone other than Wilbur is to lay out a suspicious package in our uber-paranoid post-9/11 world. It’s the “If You See Something Say Something” gambit, sure, but it’s possible if you get Ed to talk, you get his pot of gold, I dunno.

Tabloid journalism is an inquired taste.

I was hoping the Jurassic World Series was gonna be a baseball game between dinosaurs. Turns out it’s just CGI and nostalgiabating.

Tasha Yar didn’t visit Earth very often, she wasn’t much for Terran tourism, though she did show some interest in Bangalore.