may 6 in idea barrages

Put the “disco” into “disconcerting”!

All about that bass, bout that bass, NO DIGGITY.

The realization that just as April Fools is the worst day to prank because it’s ruined by the amateurs and New Years Eve and St. Patricks’ the worst to drink for similar reasons, so too is 4/20 the worst day to smoke a marijuana.

I finally realized “lonely weird right wing dude wants to get a mail order bribe and live in Putin’s brutal backwards Russia” and “lonely weird right wing lady who reads novels about rejecting modernity and marrying into the brutal backward Amish lifestyle” are the same thing.

If one was to write a parody song about the much reviled Philips CDi Legend of Zelda game “The Wand of Gamelon”, the obvious choice would be to go with Steely Dan’s “Babylon Sisters” but you could probably get Van Halen’s “Panama” to work too.

A throwback college comedy about binge-drinking called FUNNELLY ENOUGH.

A museum devoted to dinosaur spines called THORACIC PARK.

VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. ESCAPE FROM THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. CONQUEST OF THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. BATTLE FOR THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. RISE OF THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. DAWN OF THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. WAR FOR THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS.