april 24 in idea barrages

Garfield, hitch-hiking down a rural road with a guitar strapped to his back. A bumper sticker on his guitar case. It reads “This Machine Hates Mondays”.

Those who see a partner who’s totally screwed up & think “I can change them, think how great a person it would prove I am if I could change them” I wonder if that’s how God feels about us, made us so very mostly-lousy because of how interesting it’d be to see if we could improve.

HUSKER DUNE

Booster two, husker du. Figured if I get the mild headaches again, best to do when I have three days off work. Maybe this’ll be the one that finally gives me mutant powers or, like, at least four levels of Lore Bard.

WANTED: Dickensian London child pick-pocket. Must be able to lift fifty pounds.

The WWF restaurants would’ve stayed in business if they’d branded them as Grapplebees.

Today I learned that there was a fourth Porkys film, shot not for release but rather to simply maintain the rights to the intellectual property, similarly to Corman’s Fantastic Four and, worse it was called “Porky’s Pimpin’ Pee Wee” as opposed to the far superior “FOURKY’S”.

Will Smith all like “oh no, I can’t go and sit in a room and watch a bunch of terrible Bruce Villanch-tier jokes and boring musical numbers for five hours for the next ten years? how will I ever live?”