6.3 in idea barrages

1.) If your friend's gonna play Xavier in a stage adaptation of the X-Men, just tell him to break two legs.

2.) If you just keep writing all the time, you'll stumble onto good things by accident and then all you have to do is arrange them. That's the wall I've been banging my head against for years and I do believe something's starting to crack. My skull or the wall one or the other.

3.) The nice thing about writing submissions halfway across the country is that unlike job applications maybe even in the name town, at least they're nice enough to send you a rejection letter.

4.) Zombie rappers at the strip club, makin' it brain.

5.) In my dream, I was in a constantly shifting purgatory of malleable reality. Someone wanted slim cigarettes so I stretched her cigarettes so thin you could only even perceive their existence when they were little burning dots of light. Everything was plastic like that. It was fun until it became terrifying. It was terrifying until it just became exhausting.

6.) So Direct TV hired an ad agency run by people with a marionette fetish. Interesting move?

7.) Privilege Hut would be shaped like a fedora and would have the slogan "Privilege Hut, Makin' It Hate!"

8.) The snowboarders all listened to angry metal, at best the skiiers listened to cross country.