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If you’re often feeling blue at night, that could just be your Cerulean Rhythm.

How have Timothee Chalamet and M. Night Shyamalan not collaborated yet? Maybe in a remake of Phenomenon.

The existence of Jason Statham implies the existence of a Jason Gotham.

I guess Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard are different people, like, technically, but in their hearts of hearts, even they do not know which is which.

If at McDonalds, anyone dressed as Ronald could legally perform a wedding, I would be a lot more likely to go to McDonalds, if only for the slim chance of the occasional Surprise Clown Wedding.

Why call it “medical marijuana permit” when you can call it your “green card”?

You will do soft folk covers of Hannah Montana songs under the name “Mildly Cyrus”.

A book of herbalism and potions and tinctures called “USE YOUR INFUSIONS”. If Axl sues you, hey, that’s more publicity for the follow up “USE YOUR INFUSIONS TOO”.