march 31 in idea barrages

I hope Gary Busey doesn’t have a fursona but I hope that if he has one, it’s called Barry Goosey.

I kind of want to mash-up “She Don’t Use Jelly” and “Mr. Tambourine Man” but I want to reserve the right to seed some “Mr. Bojangles” in there as well.

Tame pop music is all NFTs. Non-funkable tunes.

An Offspring branded infomercial cooking gadget built around the jingle “You’ve Got An Egg-Yolk Separator”.

A terrible current-day reboot of The Mask where the catchphrase is “Vaaaaaaaapin’!”

Being taxed isn’t what’s taking your money, big business is what’s taking it. If a bucketful of oligopolies in technology, finance, energy and medicine were broken up or heavily regulated, you’d have the money to be taxed twice as much and still be doing better than you are now.

An eldritch knight in D&D who is constantly reading books to try and bolster his intelligence to increase his ancillary magical potential and his name is Percival Panpizza.

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