march 29 in idea barrages

I choose believe that the line in “It’s My Life” is “like Frankenstein, I did it my way”.

I think I heard someone on Youtube malaprop the phrase “tip of the iceberg” as “tit of the iceberg” and… I think I like it better?

Also, if you pronounce et cetera “eck cetera”, I don’t hate you, no, it’s not that I hate you. It’s that I pity you so badly. I want to get you help. You deserve help. We need to cut off the contagion with you.

Maybe it’s not that he likes feeding the birds at all. Maybe he just hates the hell out of bread and this is just how he exacts his vengeance.

A headcanon where the Very Hungry Caterpillar was the ancestor of the Dune Sandworms.

The problem with writing is that by the time we’re old enough to write well, we’re also old enough to understand that most ideas are stupid. To succeed, I fear, we must commit to the bit before we know any better.

Okay, but what if in Farscape there was a galactic equivalent of NPR and it had a show called “Wait, Wait, Don’t Frell Me”?

My brain keeps on mashing up Springsteen’s “Born To Run” and Soul Asylum’s “Runaway Train” together into one song.