march 25 in idea barrages

Has anyone else seen that Spectrum ad where they styled the spokesman for some reason to look almost exactly like character actor/registered sex offender Jeffery Jones? Like, how do you do that? That’s the weirdest choice. Is that just what ad people think hipsters look like now?

No one wants to talk about how McGruff The Crime Dog basically owes my generation a giant apology. “So, it turns out marijuana is probably not even as bad as beer. I’m McGruff, taking a bite… out of humble pie.”

THE MINOR CELEBRITY CEMETERY AND MUSEUM - We put the “FUN” in “ALLEN FUNT’S DEATH CAR”!

RESOLVED: If Rowdy Roddy Piper was still alive, he would have to play Beetlejuice’s dad.

You got your regular nacho-cheese flavoured doomsday cultists but then, in certain markets, you got your ranch davidians too.

It’s a film. About people. Who hate working in the zoo. And it’s called. OSTRICH SPACE.

The fissure at the end of a crowbar for pulling nails is called its “pry gap”.

Dear Guy Fieri, if it is in Park Slope, it is diner nor drive-in nor dive. Do they even allow you in Park Slope if you don’t have one of those black-diamond credit cards?