march 27 in idea barrages

If Freddy Kreuger is about to kill you and you call him “Fredward Scissorhands” before he does, I bet he’d at least respect that.

I bet Tarantino once bought a whole pallet of Barefoot Wine and was incredibly disappointed upon arrival.

I hope the title for KNIVES OUT 2 is KNIVES IN.

If you really think about it, many porn videos are just a “How It’s Made” about people.

DUNE is a story about giant penises that poop drugs and the war for the drugs the giant penises poop but, ultimately, it is about the desire to BECOME the giant penis that poops drugs.

Sigmund froze in bed and saw the horrible visage. “Great,” he thought, “my sleep analysis demon.”

I now realize that with Disney owning Marvel, there has probably been Figment from EPCOT / Lockheed from the X-Men slash fiction and it is a sadder day because of it.

I just hope that Oscar the Grouch’s favourite film star is named Greta Garbage.