by june in idea barrages

1.) Be the kind of person you'd want to be with. That's it, that's all. It's simple to understand but hard to accomplish.

2.) Having something to wake up for that lets you sleep at night, that's the trick. That's the almost impossible balance of life.

3.) The process of hot sauce heating your mouth should be called Scoville Warming.

4.) In the Joe Tehan's ads when he says "WE'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU!" does anyone else think maybe he means it in an Orwellian sense?

5.) Mistakes aren't what really drive regret. It's the decisions others made while you had your thumb up your ass. And you can't take back.

6.) When questioning where greatness lies, never forget that greatness... lies. It always obfuscates for the sake of legacy.

7.) I don't want a hotel with modern amenities... I want a hotel with POST MODERN amenities. Deconstructed ice machine, I dunno.

8.) And after the after party, it's either joys you won't remember or regrets you won't forget.

9.) band name: Whimsical Marketing Fiction

10.) So often those claiming to embrace difference are looking to form a group of people just like them so they can lead a new normal. S'weird.

11.) Ask a Rochester girl "What's your sign?" and "Wegman's" will be the only reply.

12.) Because the Hall of Rock N Roll, the Hall of Rock N Roll is in Cleeeeeveland.

13.) Carpet diem. Vacuum today.