march 11 in idea barrages

If you’re gonna do a Canadian zombie movie, there is no better title than DEAD PENNER’S PLACE.

If you slowly bring your green eggs and ham to temperature in a warm water bath over a twelve hour period, that’s just Seuss Vide, baby.

Okay, if his character in Dr. Strange 2 turns out to be the multiverse’s greatest detective Dixon Hill, I might even give Picard Season Two a one episode chance.

The choice between watching a horrible war I have no ability to stop or change in any way on the television or watching a bunch of documentaries about early Nickelodeon on youtube. I have no power over either of those realities so I chose the one that brings peace into my own.

RESOLVED: the disturbing internet phenomena “ASMR” was invented in the introduction to Deee-Lite’s “Grove Is In The Heart” music video.

A sci-fi show about space garbage men with a Beastie Boys theme song called INTERGALACTIC SANITARY.

Odie shouldn’t have been yellow, he should’a been green so we could’a been all like call and response “Garfield Orange!” “OD Green!”

I imagine pretty soon we’re gonna get a pro-Putin zoom sing-along of “Back In The USSR” by, like, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Chachi and the guy who played Hercules on syndicated television 5000 years ago.