march 5 in idea barrages

The only reason we’re not dealing with a PONG motion picture and a PONG cinematic universe is that the nostalgia cycles weren’t in sync to provide us with such an abomination.

Okay, but how about Darkweb Duck?

In my quest to come up with the most niche idea for a novelty song, I recently imagined “Holiday Road” from National Lampoon’s Vacation as an alternate theme to THE MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD. “Cities of Go-OH-oh-OH-oh-OH-oh-OH-old, Cities of Go-OH-oh-OH-oh-OH-oh-old!”

BUY SOBER, SELL HIGH

It doesn’t take much to kill, to maim, to wound. A weapon and a lack of sense, that’s all. It doesn’t prove power to start a war, any idiot with very good or very bad luck could be in a position to do that. Power’s the ability to end one, the ability to stop one before it starts.

I wonder if porntube ever thinks “ah man, we should’a called ourselves nutflix”.

We want to tell ourselves that the late sixties were so very dominantly uniformly radical but in 1969, the #1 song on the Billboard charts was “Sugar Sugar” by the imaginary cartoon band The Archies. Memory is a stranger in the face of self-congratulatory nostalgia.

Does Dunkin Donuts have the rights to Girl Scout tie ins? It’s a shame. The jingle for “Thin Mint Tim Bits” probably would’a been a banger.