march 7 in idea barrages

I cannot say if a feature length parody of Citizen Kane about Chuck E Cheese, “CITIZEN CHEESE”, would save the world in these tenuous times or not. All I’m saying is I think it could be worth a shot.

I can’t help that I endlessly confuse the children’s cartoon DR. SNUGGLES and the horror series DR. GIGGLES but, really, it might just be for the best.

An Asian fusion restaurant called THE MEIN EVENT.

I like to think that Billy from the Smashing Pumpkins slowly eased his way into becoming Uncle Fester. Like, you don’t go zero to sixty on that. There’s like a half-year stretch where all you do is put lightbulbs in your mouth at parties “as a joke”. Gradual.

When at the nunnery, stare not into the abbess, lest the abbess stares back into you.

I think cattle ranching would be a lot more popular if we just called it “beefkeeping”.

“Raspberry Beignets… the kind that you’d fly down to New Orleans for… Raspberry Beignets…”

Doctor Frankenstein don’t love you, baby. HE JUST WANTS YOUR BODY.