feb 27 in idea barrages

A fusion of King Crimson’s “Thela Hun Ginjeet” and Bauhaus “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” built around the chorus “BELA LU GOSI, BELA LU GOSI, I’VE HEARD HE’S DEAD, BELA LU GOOOOOSI” (we can even mix in some of David Bowie’s “We Prick You”, you know, as a treat)

Maybe Fester’s REAL Quest was the friends he made along the way.

Ironically, DEUCE BIGALOW EUROPEAN GIGALO set the new metric for bad movies.

Was there ever a Flintstones with a cave-mafioso named Stony Soapstoneo? I feel like on a long enough timeline, we are doomed to this happening.

I like to think that, in the Muppets, Dr. Teeth was actually named that at birth, “Doctor Teeth”, and was groomed from an early age by his parents to be a dentist. He had to became a rock and roller to rebel.

The existence of Mario Batali suggests the existence of Luigi Batali and hopefully he is less of a sex creep.

No, the oddest pop cultural mash-up would be about an insane little piglet hoarding MREs, silver and buried barrels full of guns called PREPPER PIG.

The key is to sneak into a museum with one of Hitler’s cars in it and attach a single truck nut to the back of it and get escape without arrest. After that, it’s all gravy.