feb 5 in idea barrages

If anyone ever invents an infallible path to happiness and starts educating people about it, all I ask is, please call it “glad school”.

A weird Ghostbusters / Little Shop of Horrors crossover involving the song “Suddenly Zeddmore”.

Early Greek horror films are like “THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HORSE!”

All Star Trek “fan series” look like they’re just about to break out into a porn parody but they never quite do. The lighting, the almost-but-not-right costumes props & sets, the actors trying to look like the original actors, it’s just so… almost porn parody.

I was today years old when I finally realized that Figment from EPCOT must be one of the children of the Muppets Gonzo and Camilla.

In South America, was Chuck E Cheese called Quarlos Q. Queso? I feel like this idea could’ve saved the brand or, at least, would’ve been amazing which is far more important than any corporate entity existing or not.

If you think about it, from the perspective of legumes, bean bags ARE body bags.

singing “I asked them if they think they’re pirates and they said / yo ho ho”