feb 1 in idea barrages

If the CEO of the Bedazzler corporation was convicted of siphoning off funds for himself, the headlines would be so fun.

The Fox News candy fetish is bordering on neccophilia.

Whenever I read the neologism “Vtuber” online, I imagine, like, V’ger in the first Star Trek movie. Then I imagine a potato with lady bits. It’s just not a good word, let’s get a different one.

The optimal Prince parody would involve the line “Razzleberry dressing… the kind that Magoo’s Tiny Tim would ask for… razzleberry dressing… I think I love you…”

Call the place where you go to think deeply your “supposeitory”.

How about an all-female Megadeth cover band called MEREDEATH?

“Orgy” is such an ugly word. They now prefer the term “Opening Night”.

Isn’t a cauldron just coven-safe cookware?