jan 30 in idea barrages

If I’m around to eulogize Western Civilization, I want to solemnly intone “when pizza was on a bagel, truly, you could have had pizza anytime” at the funeral.

A story about a support group for former adventurers who narrowly escaped being part of total party kills, emotionally supporting each other and perhaps being dragged into another adventure called SURVIVOR’S GUILD.

Why say “math teacher” when you can say “summelier” ?

A Brian Eno album about video editing called BEFORE AND AFTER AFTER EFFECTS.

When preparing for a bit part as a nerd in a film, once must take special note of their Deezen-place.

She’s a stone golem. He’s a lizard-man. They’re cops. If you’re looking to break wizard law, you’ll have to tangle with a case of… BASALT AND ADDERLY.

Today I realized they should’ve called “90 Day Fiancee” “LIMITED ENGAGEMENT”.

Why call it a “Super Bowl Party” when you can call it “Starch Madness”?