jan 18 in idea barrages

Mike Myers is the poor man’s Martin Short. Rick Moranis is the rich man’s Martin Short.

An anthem for country-and-western vegetarians “I Eat Things With No Faces”.

Dough in a Tandoori is a naan-Neutonian fluid.

It’s too bad there was never a big Motown act called “The Expectations” so that there could’ve been a sappy Oscar-bait biopic about them called “Managing Expectations”.

A Cake parody about the Little Mermaid “Going For Fishtits”.

You’ll know Beck REALLY owes Scientology money when he starts renting his songs out to regional bed stores. “Two free pillows with a mattress set, two free pillows with a mattress set…”

I wonder if Ice-T was ever like “Oh, don’t call me Mr. T, that was my father’s name, call me Ice.”

The CBS Evening News should always sign off with the phrase “Via Com Dios”.