jan 8 in idea barrages

It’s not when the classic rock station starts playing the music of your youth that you’re old, it’s when the classic rock station starts playing the music you were too old for in high school, that’s when you know. Green Day, huh, PYX 106? Really?

A biography of the world’s greatest tailor entitled “Fits Of Genius”.

When a celebrity takes their own life, I often wonder about the folks who never knew them, how much of their mourning is for the “wasted” fame & fortune they think they wouldn’t have “squandered”, even though those things didn’t help their struggles, may’ve even made them worse.

They really missed a trick not giving the ERASER reboot a title like JOHN ERASER, though. Nobody remembers that movie other than the picture on the rental box, they could totally pretend the guy was named John Eraser. Not even Arnold would recall differently.

Life is like a failed dinner. Sometimes all you can do is put shredded cheese and hot sauce on top and hope it makes it tolerable enough.

Pretend that you think the phrase “busting ass” means something about farts. Really sell it.

Teenage Bam-Bam and Pebbles attending an overpriced cave-hipster festival called Bronceroo.

Why call it a “fart” when you can so easily call it a “booty call”?