barrage template - Copy in idea barrages

1.) Reading fan-fiction includes (relation) Shipping and (genital) Handling.

2.) Don't think Mel Brooks'll ever do a parody of "Requiem For A Dream" but if he does it must be called "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot Up".

3.) The trip to the all-you-can-eat Asian restaurant was a study in wonton destruction.

4.) Don't call them "fashionista". Call 'em "fashists".

5.) What does not kill us makes it easier for the next thing to kill us.

6.) The company's layoffs were largely from the retention department, which had become bloated.

7.) I'll never be a mystery for one to prove she's special by unlocking some fake secret. I wear my heart on my sleeve and I'm better that way.

8.) Is an illegal copy of a Transformers Constructicon a bootleg bot leg?

9.) The inevitable Guardians of the Galaxy/Ant-Man crossover will be great. "Ent-Man? Ant-Man. Ant-Man? Ent-Man." "I Am Groot!"