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1.) Translation allows me to pretend that "Yo Gabba Gabba" is actually a deep Spanish language art film called "I, Gabba Gabba."

2.) Dudes w/ long hair all know the 1st hot day of summer when you gotta pull your ponytail up to girl-style to keep your neck cool.

3.) Actually, if you consider improper grammar to be misbehavior, you are indeed "misbehavin'".

4.) The recipe called for a little fresh ginger but we were fresh out of horny leprechauns.

5.) Being kicked out of a Whole Foods or Trader Joe's only affirms one's righteousness.

6.) Maybe surrogate mothering would become more popular if instead we called it "womb service".

7.) The upside to the irony/nostalgia cycles moving faster and faster in culture is that at least we can study them better.

8.) he's Vlad the Impaler-Man/he's Vlad the Impaler-Man/if someone should inquire/just claim he's a vampire/he's Vlad the Impaler-Man

9.) Declaring a "mid-season finale" is only marginally less ridiculous than calling your second episode your "one-11th of the season finale".