barrage bits in idea barrages

1.) It's about zombie nuns. It's called "CREATURES OF HABIT".

2.) Whatever the opposite of a nihilist is, I guess I'm that?

3.) You can't know if the cat's still hanging in there without looking at the clothesline. That's Schrodinger's Motivational Poster.

4.) When did facebook add the "ask about relationship status" thing to profiles? It is unnerving for some reason that I can't quite put my finger on. Makes interactions on fb feel all the more transactional, perhaps.

5.) If only the X-Men movies & the Avengers movies could get things together rights-wise, the Quicksilvers acting as a universal pivot'd be an awesome callback to the two Flashes.

6.) Post-production on a Back to the Future remake would involve an editing timeline editing timeline.

7.) Adam Sandler films have transcended offending mere races or ethnicities and now manage to offend the entire human race at once.

8.) But the NERDIEST parody I could ever write would be a Legend of Zelda themed "Macarena of Time" song.