dec 4 in idea barrages

Eminem rapping about the Spider-Man trailer: “And Doctor Strange says / NOTHING, YOU IDIOT / he’s with the villains he locked in the basement!”

NEW RULE: You can only tell origin stories in the first movie. Prequels cannot fill out on origin that was charmingly mysterious, allowing the audience to imagine an origin better than you could ever write. (I’m looking at you two, Logan & Anakin.)

Tell your kids Robert Bly was a pirate. It is the most pirate name ever, regardless of his actual work.

Of course, they could have never known if there actually ever was a rise of the thinking machines in the Dune universe, ever a Butler crusade at all. Maybe those who profited from spice-centered space travel made up history to corner the market.

What are cold sores if not public displays of infection?

Social media is just trying to get your external validation fix through micro-dosing instead of the big hit. I don’t say this as an accusation toward you, I say it as an admission of my own.

You don’t have to eat flavourless health food if you don’t want to. Throw Kasha to the wind!

You know Thanksgiving was good when you sweat fried onions the next day.